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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Dynamo Kiev vs Manchester City Postgame

Manchester City players celebrate after David Silva's goal. Ytimg Images

Oh my goal, I only have 30 minutes to write this, my next class starts at five. I don’t even get a full half. No warm up, let’s get going.

Manchester City defeated Dynamo Kiev 3-1 in the first leg of the round 16 of the UEFA Champions League Wednesday at NSC Olimpiyskiy.  

Sergio Aguero opened the scoring for City in the 15th minute. The Argentine forward struck the ball in the corner of the net after Yaya Toure headed down David Silva’s corner kick.

Manuel Pellegrini’s side doubled their lead 10 minutes after the half hour mark as Aguero released Raheem Sterling with a marvelous backheel, the English midfielder then hit a pinpoint low-cross to Silva. Silva scored but he shot the ball so high in the net (from inside the six-yard box!) that the whole stadium thought he was going to miss. Pellegrini is going to have a few words with him for that.

Vitaly Buialskyi cut the lead for the Ukranian side in the 59th minute with a sweet volley. But the goal of the match wasn’t yet to come. Toure curled a beauty in the top corner of the net after a neat one-two play with Fernandinho.

A wise man once said there’s a reason for everything. Let’s take a look at the reasons why City defeated the second best team in Ukraine—we need to do that, especially after they lost to Chelsea   5-1. I’m joking, City fans.

Dynamo struggled to get into City's half

Dynamo couldn’t get out of their own half for most of the first 45 minutes, they constantly passed the ball back. Their keeper Oleksandr Shovkovskyi nearly conceded a goal after they pass the ball back to him in the first ten minutes. Bad start, their confidence went down—even though, they were playing home. Serhiy Rebrov’s side had a much better start in the second half.

Manchester City's rocky midfielders

The two defensive midfielders, Fernandinho and Fernando Reges, alongside Yaya Toure were rock solid in the midfield. Any time Dynamo managed to get in City’s territory, they weren’t afraid to throw their boots at them (not literally). The three midfielders were physical, they had a couple of fouls in the first ten minutes (again with how the game started). They didn’t fly all the way to Ukraine to play around.

City's spotless defending down the wing

Kiev played with three men up top. City’s defense down the flank was excellent for most of the game, as far as intercepting crosses or stopping the opposing wingers. How many times did Vincent Kompany bolt down the wing to put up a tackle?

Oh, I need like five minutes of added time, wait for me English class. Even though, they lost, Dynamo saw most of the ball with 52% of possession, when City had 48%. And up to the hour mark, they had 27 more passes than the English side.

Five minutes of added time is already done? Let me leave on this note, great performance from Toure.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Round 6: Prediction League

This writing was taken from the Prediction League me and Louis van Gaal (not the real Van Gaal, a footyroom user) manage on Footyroom, feel free to predict here, I'll add you in the standings.

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Football must be the most unpredictable game out there (don't even get me started on the Premier League). You might want to think about joining the Prediction League twice, even Footyroom is having trouble predicting this week's games. The top four teams of the Serie A and the Premier League will face each other this weekend. Let's start with the big one, the most anticipated game in the Serie A so far this season:

1. Juventus vs Napoli

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                   Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain contests Paul Pogba for the ball. 
                   Getty Images

First placed Napoli will look to go further in their quest of winning the Serie A as they travel to Juventus stadium to take on last year's champions on Saturday. With the aid of top scorer Gonzalo Higuain (24 goals), Napoli hold the highest scoring team in the Serie A belt. They couldn't ask for a better challenger than Massimiliano Allegri's side: the best defense in the league.

2. Arsenal vs Leicester





Arsenal host league topper Leicester City Saturday. The Foxes are fresh off a victory against Manchester City, bringing their dream of winning the Premier League closer to reality. Meanwhile, an inconsistent Arsenal team has gone quiet in the title talk due to bad results in their last six games, defeating the best team in the EPL might just get them back on track.

3. Barcelona vs Celta Vigo

Playing soccer pregnant isn't illegal
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                  Nolito celebrates after scoring the opener against Barcelona as Andres
                  Iniesta watches on Sep. 23rd. Getty Images

Spanish side Celta Vigo is under the lowest point of their season as the team only won one of their last six games. Hope is not around the corner when their next game is Barcelona at Camp Nou-- the Catalans are on a 10 game winning streak.

Coach Eduardo Berizzo might want to show this stat to his players before the game to boost their confidence, Celta defeated Barcelona two times in their last three meetings, including the last time the two sides met back in September.

4. Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur
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Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini saw his side slip to fourth place after falling to Leicester on Saturday. With a victory over Tottenham, City can climb right back up to second (if Arsenal draw or lose). But it sure won't be easy for Sergio Aguero and compatriots, the Spurs only loss in the month of January and the beginning of February was against Leicester, 1-0.
5. Real Madrid vs Athletic Bilbao
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Real Madrid still haven't lost under head coach Zinedine Zidane. Athletic Bilbao aren't the best candidate to get the job done, having won two of their last six. Relegation side Granada wasn't a good candidate either but they almost got the job done as Madrid claimed the winner all the way in the 85th minute, with a goal from Luka Modric last Sunday.

6. Fiorentina vs Inter Milan

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You already predicted 1st vs 2nd place in the Serie A, now, 3rd vs 4th. Inter Milan looked as if they were going back to their glory days as they topped the league back in September-November, but things slowly dragged away, they're in fourth place now.
Fiorentina also had a taste of first place back in September after knocking Inter down to second place with a 4-1 victory. First place isn't the price like the last time the two teams met but the desire to win won't be any less.
Go ahead, flip a coin, ask your girlfriend, play the games on FIFA, do whatever you can to get those right scores.

Overall Standings

1.Louis Van Gaal--------------------34
2.SternDesSuedens-----------------32
3.KTBFFHSWE-----------------------30
4.Marcus2011--------------------------29
5.Jimbet---------------------------------27
6.Chelsea8------------------------------25
7.Onze------------------------------------24
7.Emobot7-------------------------------24
7.NovaRuk-------------------------------24
10.Raimondo90-------------------------20
11.DarthFooty--------------------------18
12.Liomessi10---------------------------17
13.Aiden Finland----------------------16
14.Eden17Hazard17-------------------15
15.DecentK--------------------------------13
16.Minoas57-------------------------------12
17.Chucksea------------------------------11
18.JozeMourinho--------------------------9
19.Shpalman-------------------------------8
19.Tiki taka----------------------------------8
19.SunFlash--------------------------------8
22.Srk rox------------------------------------6
23.NandaYNWA---------------------------4
23.quikzyyy---------------------------------4
25.Tuan_jinn-------------------------------1

February Standings (courtesy of Louis van Gaal)

1.louis_van_gaal--------------20
1.Jimbet----------------------20
3.DarthFooty--------------------18
3.SternDesSuedens-----------18
3.KTBFFHSWE----------------18
6.liomessi10-------------------17
7.NovaRuk--------------------- 16
8.Eden17Hazard17------------15
9.Emobot7----------------------13
10.chelsea8----------------------12
10.Aiden_Finland-----------------12
12.marcus2011-------------------11
13.onze11------------------------10
14.decentk------------------------7
15.SunFlash------------------------5
16.quikzyyy----------------------4
16.tiki_taka-----------------------4

Monday, February 8, 2016

European leagues weekend recap-countdown


Leicester City players enjoy a 3-1 victory over title challenger Manchester
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Numbers. They used them for everything in football, to keep score, to identify players, to measure the nets, to buy boots that fit the players... And to recap last weekend's top European leagues:

10. 10 for: Barcelona went on a ten game winning streak with a 2-0 win over Levante on Sunday as Lionel Messi racked his tenth assist of the season. Oh, and Messi wears number...

9. Nine for: Luka Modric's ninth goal for Real Madrid gave Zinedine Zidane's side a narrow 2-1 win against Ganada on Sunday. The Croatian was born on the ninth day of the ninth month in 1985. 

8. Eight for: Manchester United got their eighth draw of the season against Chelsea on Sunday at Stamford Bridge as they tied 1-1. It happened mainly because of the eighth year goalkeeper David de Gea's breathtaking performance. Watch De Gea in action: 


If only my doctor was this good with his gloves.

7. Seven for: Liverpool fans walked out of Anfield in the 77th minute during the Sunderland game because the club announced that they will raise the redeveloped Main Stand ticket price to 77 pounds. The Reds were up 2-0. But not long after the mass walkout, they conceded two goals in seven minutes. The game ended 2-2.

6. Six for: 6' 3 Robert Huth had a brace in Leicester's 3-1 victory over Manchester City as the Foxes move six points clear on top of the league on Feb. 6. Yup, a hat-trick of six

5. Five for: Pep Guardiola's side Bayern Munich failed to win for the fifth match this season (not including friendlies), tying to fifth placed Bayer Leverkusen 0-0 at BayArena. This happened five  days after the press confirmed that the Spaniard coach will manage Manchester City five months from now. 

4. Four for: Congratulations to Fernando Torres for breaking his four months 100th goal delay for Atletico Madrid Saturday. The 30-year old tallied his 100th goal for the club against Eibar.

                 
                                                 Fernando Torres celebrates his 100th goal for Atletico Madrid.
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El Nino is 100.


Top three goals

3. Riyad Mahrez cuts inside the box before literary lifting the net with a strike.

                                           

2. Jesse Lingard side-nets the ball after an unreal turn. 

                   


Jesse "180" Lingard.

1. Olympique Lyonnais' Rachid Ghezzal shakes the defender to curl the ball into the side-netting. 



Magnifique. 

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Juve extend winning streak to 14 games, next up league topper Napoli

  Juan Cuadrado celebrates after scoring the opener for Juventus against Frosinone. 
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Juventus extended their record Serie A winning streak to 14 games as they defeated Frosinone 2-0 Sunday at Stadio Matusa. The Italian champions will put their record winning streak on the line against first placed Napoli Saturday.

Midfielder Juan Cuadrado opened the scoring for the Old Lady, converting Alex Sandro's low cross past Nicola Leali in the 73rd minute. One minute into added time, Paulo Dybala curled one in the net, insuring the three points for the visitors.

Napoli's Gonzalo Higuain roars after converting the decisive penalty kick 
versus Carpi. Photo: Channel NewsAsia Photo

Elsewhere, Napoli blanked Carpi with a 69th minute penalty from Gonzalo Higuain, who has scored 24 goals in his 24 Serie A appearances, to remain atop of the league.

These two results are the last building block of the most anticipated game in the Serie A this season. For Juve will look to push their record to 15 games, while unexpected first placed Napoli will try to move a step closer to their goal of lifting the Scudetto-- not having won the league since 1990.

Furthermore, Serie A top-scorer Higuain will compete against the best defense in the league in seek of keeping his 1 goal per game ratio.

Although we have much to praise the top two teams of the Serie A for, five months ago the two sides were criticized for poor performance. Maurizio Sarri's side started the Serie A campaign with a 2-1 loss to Sassuolo before tying to Sampdoria and Empoli 2-2. On the other hand, Juventus one only one of their first six Serie A games.

The fact that both teams overcame a rough start make their clash against each other even more desirable. Can Massimiliano Allegri's side transform one of their worst start of the Serie A ever all the way to first place?

Last time the two clubs met, Napoli defeated Juventus 2-1 but that was on their ground Stadio San Paolo and against an out of form Juve. Saturday, they will travel to Juventus Stadium to take on a side who haven't lost there since August 23rd.

First place will be fight for in a head-to-head battle this Saturday in Italy.